Jess

Poop stories as requested by Tsin

Today, while out and about Holden had a dirty diaper. I found a bathroom, but of course no changing table. So I had to change him on the counter while Colin gave “color” commentary.

Colin: “Mommy, oh look Holden’s poop is green.”

Me: “Yes, he ate spinach last night.”

Colin “Oh, peas also make his poop green.” Followed by “I must eat a lot of brown food.”

Immediately followed by “Mommy, I have to poop too.” So once Holden was finished being changed I had to strap him in the carrier and somehow manage to get Colin on the counter to change his diaper while trying to keep Holden out of the poop. Ah, so fun.

Potty training will be coming soon. Colin just refuses to do it and with all of our moves and everything I haven’t been forcing the issue. I might have to resort to M&M bribes.

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